Friday, 28 August 2020

New job titles will foster confusion, say critics

DOUGLAS SHEPHERD on changes at the top of Scottish Borders Council.

The decision to dish out new job titles to leading members of Scottish Borders Council is unnecessary and confusing, it has been claimed, with calls for a return to much simpler 'names' for those in charge of services.

Council leader Shona Haslam came forward with the shake up of Cabinet titles which was approved at a full council meeting yesterday.

As a result the updated roles and responsibilities are as follows:


Executive Member for Wellbeing, Sport and Culture: Euan Jardine;  Executive Member for Enhancing the Built Environment and Natural Heritage: Simon Mountford; Executive Member for Community Development and Localities: Robin Tatler; Executive Member for Public Protection: George Turnbull; Executive Member for Adult Wellbeing: Tom Weatherston; Executive Member for Children and Young People: Carol Hamilton; Executive Member for Economic Regeneration and Finance: Mark Rowley; Executive Member for Transformation and Service Improvement: Scott Hamilton; Executive Member for Infrastructure, Travel and Transport: Gordon Edgar; Executive Member for Sustainable Development: Sandy Aitchison.

And here are the former titles the very same councillors held before Mrs Haslam decided it was time for change:

Wellbeing, Sport and Culture (replaces Culture & Sport); Enhancing the Built Environment and Natural Heritage (replaces Planning & Environment);  Community Development and Localities (replaces Neighbourhoods & Locality Services); Public Protection (replaces Community Safety); Adult Wellbeing (replaces Adult Social Care); Children and Young People (unchanged); Economic Regeneration and Finance (replaces Finance and Business & Economic Development); Transformation and Service Improvement (replaces Transformation & HR); Infrastructure,Travel and Transport (replaces Roads & Infrastructure); Sustainable Development (New).

According to the council leader: "I am fully focused on making sure that the Borders is the best possible place to live, work, learn and do business. These changes to the Executive are about our vision for the Borders and focus on what we are trying to achieve more than simply what we all do.

"We want a better built environment with the highest possible standards, we want to encourage health and well being, build on our culture and deliver better infrastructure and transport.  I am particularly pleased to be able to create the post of Executive Member for Sustainable Development. This will put the UN Sustainable Development goals at the very heart of all that we do as a Council. This is an Executive that will drive forward the vision towards the Council elections in 2022 and beyond.”

But readers of these columns who drew the changes to our attention were far from convinced services will improve simply by exchanging one job title for another.

One contributor told us: "It is difficult to understand why this is being done at a time when SBC has much bigger issues on its hands. How is any council taxpayer going to understand what these new handles mean? The old ones were bad enough. The sheer length means they'll never fit the full titles on their business cards!"

And one Borders resident even resorted to rhyme to mark the occasion, using the pseudonym 'Dean of Guild':

The pandemic may be raging, folks are dying in their bed,
And Scottish Borders Council is about to lose its head.
Aye, the much loved chief executive on a hundred something grand
Will take her leave of everyone, things could get out of hand.
Our SBC is struggling, its services are cut,
Unlike the grass, no bedding plants, the voters do their nut.
They stagger on from day to day, no vision and no locus,
At least the leader’s on the ball, her brain in sharpest focus.
While all around her melts away she’s come up with a wheeze,
To change her Cabinet’s titles, obscurer if you please.
There was a time in days gone by when council posts were clear,
Chair of planning, head of roads, nothing fancy here.
But that’s not good enough right now, they’re after something grander,
Executive member is the name to which we all must pander.
The list of titles they now have would make a good man wince,
To lapse into vernacular “it’s all a load of mince”.
A change of title will not help to make the Cabinet better,
A few might benefit us with a resignation letter.
Apparently this new named bunch will head to the election,
In amongst them the executive member for public protection.
I realise that doesn’t scan, you cannot make it fit,
The titles are so big and long, for poets they are sh*t.
And what is this, cannot believe the title I am seeing,
It’s only the executive member for Adult Wellbeing.
So in the corridors of power job titles are the rage
But can they push coronavirus from the ‘Berwickshire’s’ front page?






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